Here's what it's been like dealing with four Web designers.

No idea why. They take my money, sign contracts with me, and then don't do what we agreed they'd do, even as they say they are doing what we'd agreed they'd do. My groin is getting a little tender. When everybody decides to run their business like that, the end result for society is this.

Pulverisiert. A good German word. That's how I feel right now. Mein Hodensack ist pulverisiert.

The fastest way to wash me and my pulverized scrotum out of your hair, boys (ick), is to wrap up this venture.

Let's get to the seventh line of the third stanza.