Thomas Wictor

Not very smart, guys

Not very smart, guys

The French have arrested the murderer responsible for the mass shooting in Belgium at the Jewish museum. He’s a twenty-nine-year-old Muslim career criminal who went to Syria for a year and acted in the named of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), formerly known as al-Qaeda in Iraq. It’s not very smart to try and carry out a sustained terror campaign in Europe. The Europeans don’t play by the same rules as we do in the US.

The murderer is a cutie.

He’s got the pious unibrow. Wahabbists aren’t allowed to pluck or shave the space between their eyebrows. I haven’t bothered to find out why. I do know that Mohammed dictated instructions on how to wipe yourself after crapping.

Narrated Salman al-Farsi: It was said to Salman: Your Prophet teaches you everything, even about excrement. He replied: Yes. He has forbidden us to face the Qiblah at the time of easing or urinating, and cleansing with right hand, and cleansing with less than three stones, or cleansing with dung or bone.

—Abu Dawud 1:7

That’s pretty amazing. “Don’t wipe your butt with dung.” People really had to be told that? And check this out.

One should sprinkle some water over one’s underpants after cleaning one’s private parts. By doing so, when one notices wetness on one’s underpants, one will not feel doubt as to whether it is urine or not. One should assume it to be the sprinkled water and should not fall into baseless misgivings.

Got that? After using the bathroom, wet your pants so that people don’t think you wet your pants. When your watchful coreligionists inspect you after you come out of the bathroom, they won’t fall into baseless misgivings but will see the wet spots as symbolizing your piety (oops).

I’m sure unibrows have some kind of religious significance, but I’m not interested in finding out what.

Guns have religious significance. They’re used to murder defenseless civilians in the name of God the merciful and compassionate.

This killer did it for ISIL, which is so depraved that now the other bloodthirsty jihadists have turned against them in Syria and are trying to kill them all.

The most radical jihadist group fighting in Syria on Sunday killed a 102-year-old man along with his whole family in the heart of the country, a monitoring group said.

The 102-year-old was shot dead in his sleep, with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also killing his son, his grandson, his great-granddaughter and her mother, said the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

All the victims were Alawites, members of the same offshoot of Shiite Islam as Syria’s President Bashar al-Assad.

Rooted in Al-Qaeda in Iraq, ISIL is the most extremist group fighting in Syria’s war.

Initially welcomed by rebels seeking Assad’s overthrow, their systematic abuses and quest for hegemony turned the rest of the opposition against them.

I don’t know why the rebels in Syria initially welcomed ISIL. When it was still al-Qaeda in Iraq, it committed incomprehensible atrocities against fellow Sunnis, simply to get their attention. When ISIL entered a town, they found the most powerful tribal chieftain and immediately murdered one of his children. Sometimes they’d disembowel the child alive. That was how ISIL introduced itself to its allies.

The reason the Sunnis in Iraq stopped fighting the Coalition and turned against al-Qaeda is because this particular group is demonically evil. They murder, torture, and rape for the sheer pleasure of it.

Well, if they start doing it in Europe, they’ll find that the Europeans don’t kid around. During the Algerian War of Independence (1954-1962), French intelligence created the Red Hand, an extralegal counterterrorist unit that carried out assassinations all over Europe. The rationale was a national emergency.

The British sent assassins after wanted Nazi war criminals.

The Sunday Times, London, Dec. 28, 1997

British Hit Squad ‘executed’ Nazis, by Nicholas Hellen, Media Correspondent

BRITISH SOLDIERS WERE secretly assigned to hunt and kill Nazi criminals after the second world war, according to a member of a special unit who claims he personally executed 16 Germans.

Peter Mason, 73, has described how he was recruited in May 1945 to avenge the deaths of Special Operations Executive (SOE) spies murdered in concentration camps and SAS men shot by the SS as saboteurs. The mission was intended to punish war criminals not prominent enough to face justice at Nuremberg and other trials conducted by the allies at the end of the war.

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In the euphoria after VE day, the British Government was reluctant to rake over some of the war’s goriest episodes publicly. Disclosure of the Hunter-killer units would have undermined the legitimacy ensured by the war trials. The capture of German military records in Strasbourg, however made secret revenge possible on men who might otherwise have vanished. Mason, who led the unit killing Nazis until 1948, initially mounted his covert sorties from a converted stable block in the Black Forest village of Wildbad near Stuttgart, under Major Eric Barkworth, of 2 SAS, who sent him regular instructions by dispatch rider.

In Ireland the British Special Air Service ambushed and killed members of the Irish Republican Army without offering them the chance to surrender.

On May 31, 2000, a Tunisian man took twenty-six children and three adults hostage at a daycare center in Wasserbillig, Luxembourg. He was armed with pistols and hand grenades. One of his demands was to talk to the press. The Luxembourg cops were advised by the German Grenzschutzgruppe 9 (GSG-9), Germany’s domestic counterterrorism unit. Under GSG-9 guidance, the cops borrowed a video camera from a news station, rigged a pistol inside it, and posed as journalists.

The terrorist came out, holding a child, a gun, and a hand grenade; the cops put the camera in his face. When he opened his mouth, they shot into it. He helpfully died, and the children were all rescued unharmed.

No European country has a Bill of Rights or the Posse Comitatus Act. The Europeans could use any level of violence in dealing with a threat. France is on record as saying they’ll respond to a mass-casualty terrorist attack with nuclear weapons.

You’re been warned, bearers of unibrows and wet underwear.

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