The second Web designer who ripped me off has gone out of business.

I'm a giant ignoramus.

First one of these I've gotten since 2002. Feels like an old friend dropping in for a visit.

Had to fire my publicist.

Ongoing failure: How do you deal with it?

My doctor's business partner committed suicide.

My second Web designer was judged to have defrauded me.

My first interview for Ghosts and Ballyhoo has been arranged.

Do you ever ask yourself, "Why bother?"

Some crazy, terrifiying stalker has been following my every move!