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Tonight I indulge in negative fantasies

Today I created a press page for my Website. As soon as CreateSpace gets its ass in gear and fixes my Amazon author page, I can begin looking for another book publicist. I had to Google my name and read about me for hours. That was very stressful. I did so because the liars Mike…

 

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The man in the hardware store

I saw a man in the hardware store. He was unremarkable from behind, but when he turned around, I initially couldn’t identify what I was seeing. It simply did not compute. Then I almost screamed. He was only a few years older than me and didn’t have an ounce of fat anywhere else on his…

 

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This is why politicizing everything is stupid

You may have purely noble intentions, getting so worked up over politics. However, there are two problems you face. The first is that you now have the responsibility to actually know what you’re talking about. The second is that as long as politicians are in charge of politics, you’re on a fool’s errand. Politicizing everything…

 

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A critical mass of infliction

August of 1992 to August of 1993 was a terrible year for me. That was the period during which the Cardinal Ghost drove me away. I had a horrible job serving subpoenas and copying medical records with a portable machine, I was hugely overweight, and every evening was a danse macabre with the former love…

 

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On friendship and geopolitics

The Russian annexation of the Crimea has put a huge strain on my friendship with the Russian colonel. It’s a shame because he’s a nice man. To my sorrow I’ve discovered that when it comes to friendship and geopolitics, the former depends on the latter. For many people, that is. Not for me. I didn’t…

 

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It takes more than that to scare me

This short film has been getting a lot of buzz. It’s called Lights Out and is only 128 seconds long. Some people have said it’s the most frightening movie ever made. It takes more to scare me, but I’ll let you be the judge. Personally I wasn’t scared at all. I didn’t even flinch. You…

 

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The theft ring strikes again

As I’ve mentioned before, there’s a theft ring in the United States Postal Service. It’s based in New York. The American Postal Workers Union, AFL-CIO, negotiated rules that when mail from a foreign country goes missing, American postal inspectors can’t look for it. Instead, the country from which the mail originated has to investigate. The…

 

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What separates me from my brother Tim

I’ve written a lot about my brother Tim. He and my brother Eric are the people to whom I’m closest in the world. Tim designed the covers of all three books in the Ghosts Trilogy. Each cover was one basically “one and we’re done.” We discussed ideas for Ghosts and Ballyhoo, but after that I…

 

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Pteromerhanophobia

My name is Tom and I’m a pteromerhanophobic. Nothing has been able to cure me. That’s not really 100 percent accurate; we’ll get to that in a minute. But pteromerhanophobia is fear of flying. As a fifteen-year-old, I picked up Erika Jong’s novel Fear of Flying because I thought it would about…fear of flying. But…

 

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One of our Playboys is missing

Here’s one the most mortifying episodes of me getting caught stealing. When we lived in Stavanger, Norway, I’d babysit the local foreign kids for extra money. It was very lucrative. One family of clients consisted of a Norwegian father, his American wife, and their little boy. I lived close enough to walk to and from…

 

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