Thomas Wictor

The hilarious irony of conspiracy theories

The hilarious irony of conspiracy theories

I’ve been called a conspiracy theorist. That’s deeply stupid. Everything I write is based on examining open-source material and genuine forensic evidence. I don’t make up crap, such as accusing the Israelis of using dense inert-metal explosive (DIME) weapons. Also, I apply the Snowden Test to all conspiracy theories: A silly fabulist who doesn’t even have a high-school diploma—Edward Snowden—penetrated the National Security Agency (NSA) and stole all their secrets in about three months. What are the odds that not a single fanatically dedicated and far more skilled Snowden ever spilled the beans about the John F. Kennedy assassination or 9/11 or chemtrails or the New World Order?

The current blithering panic is about Jade Helm 15, the largest special-operations exercise in the history of the US. Jade Helm 15 began on July 15, 2015, and is scheduled to run until September 15. This map is what made people start barking at the moon, their eyes pinwheeling as they ran headfirst into brick walls or dove into bottomless wells.


The map has people convinced that Jade Helm 15 is a prelude to imposing martial law—or as I keep seeing it spelled, “marshal law.”

Part of the problem is that even the armed forces are putting out erroneous information. This is from the Army Times article linked above.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott responded by publicly assigning the Texas State Guard to keep an eye on Jade Helm. Abbott’s office later downplayed the move, saying it fit in with the guard’s advisory role in the state. Abbott also reaffirmed the state’s history of support for the military — a reason the Army cited for choosing the state to conduct the exercise. The training will occur in six other states: Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado, Florida, Louisiana and Mississippi.

That’s seven other states, not six, for a total of eight.

The British say it’s Arizona, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, Texas, and Utah. Those seven states are corroborated by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Planners selected diverse terrain on private and Defense Department land in Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Florida. Access to private tracts was offered at no expense to the government.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Jade Helm 15 is broken down as follows.

The exercise will feature thousands of special forces troops, including Green Berets, Army Rangers and Navy SEALs, simulating combat missions on public and private land in five states, with non-special-forces personnel operating in two additional states.

Do you know how many troops are taking part in Jade Helm 15? From the Daily Mail article article linked above.

Despite the geographic range of the exercise, only 1,200 troops will be involved.

A grand total of 1200. Texas has 60,000 sworn law-enforcement officers and 19,000 National Guardsmen to go with the 6 million civilian gun owners. About 35 federal troops will “invade” the state to impose martial law.

This man is extremely superficial and histrionic.


He’s as easily led as a child. Here’s another clown.


And three lunatics actually planned mass murder over this exercise.

The men had a deadly plot to lure government forces into a trap, federal officials say, and were amassing a stockpile fit for war.

There were Kevlar helmets and body armor, pipe bombs and handmade grenades, large amounts of gunpowder and dozens of rounds of ammunition for a military-grade sniper rifle.

Federal officials say three North Carolina men — Walter Eugene Litteral, 50; Christopher James Barker, 41; and Christopher Todd Campbell, 30 — spent months compiling their cache, much of it purchased through a military surplus store owner who became so concerned about the plot that the person became the FBI’s informant.

How long do you think they’d last against US Navy SEALs?


What’s so spectacularly ironic about these conspiracy theorists is that they were hoodwinked. But not in the way they think.

As everyone was concentrating on the 1200 US troops of Jade Helm 15, a series of massive military exercises was being carried out in a state that I won’t name. A friend of mine watched as maybe one hundred helicopters’ worth of soldiers rehearsed an aerial assault on fortified underground installations.

I believe that the men practicing the aerial assault are Israeli and Arab troops flown to the American Southwest by the French. The Israelis and Arabs are training for the attack on Iran. Earlier this summer my brother Tim photographed an Air France Airbus A380 flying over my house.


It came from Los Angeles International Airport and headed eastward. There are no civilian airports in that direction that can handle this giant airliner. Air France flies A380s eastward out of LAX, but they take a different route.


Though I’ve seen five A380s fly over my house, I’m sure there were more. The new Arab League rapid-reaction force of special-operations-qualified paratroopers, for example, is 40,000 men.

All five of the Air France A380s I saw were flying the route reserved for JANET.

Janet is the de facto name for a small fleet of passenger aircraft operated for the United States Air Force. Their aircraft transport military and contractor employees and currently serve mostly the Nevada National Security Site (most notably Area 51) from their terminal at Las Vegas’ McCarran International Airport. In common parlance, JANET is said to stand for ‘Just Another Non Existent Terminal’.

Tim and I have seen JANET aircraft for thirty-odd years now.


The American Southwest is full of military air bases, so just because the Air France A380s were flying the JANET route, don’t assume that means that the gigantic air-assault training my friend saw took place in Nevada.

I’ve looked everywhere, and I’ve seen no mention of those rehearsals. Therefore I won’t be the one who discloses their location. The government brilliantly distracted everyone with Jade Helm 15 while unprecedented exercises were being conducted pretty much out in the open.

The IDF recently revealed the existence of the “Wild,” a tank destroyer that had seen combat for thirty years but had remained an airtight secret the entire time.


You can see that the first comment was written by an imbecile. He’s a Spanish buffoon who claims to be a veteran of UNIFIL, the useless UN “peacekeeping” mission in Lebanon that watches in silence as Hezbollah rearms. Since he’s a rabid Jew-hater, who better to prevent Hezbollah from building up a stockpile of 130,000 rockets?

But the existence of the “Wild” and the Air France A380s flying over my house on the JANET route show that things are not as shaky as they seem. I figured out how Israel convinced President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry to go along with the deception operation of the Iranian nuclear talks. Of course Israel shared intelligence, but what happened was that Prime Minister Netanyahu gave President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry something nobody had ever offered them in their lives.

A chance at redemption.

I may write a longer post about this someday, but both President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry are surrounded day and night by horrendous freaks who make their skin crawl.



The Israeli prime minister is a former special-operations officer.


Not only that, he’s an Israeli former special-operations officer. He came to President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry, and he took them into his confidence, trusting them with an audacious plan the likes of which I’ve never seen. It’s far beyond anything in a novel or movie.

Nobody has ever shown the president and the secretary of state such respect. There was absolutely no way they could either turn down Netanyahu or betray him. This proven man of action had the good sense to treat the president and secretary of state as though they were fellow veterans of missions that defy belief. The Israeli prime minister shocked and humbled them.

My guess is that President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry will never reveal their part in this. I think they feel that to do so will cheapen it. Neutralizing Iran will be a truly heroic and magnificent accomplishment.

To show you how topsy-turvy my point of view has become, I’d someday like to meet the president and secretary of state and shake their hands. All I’d say is, “You actually saved the world. Well done.”

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